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behindamyschumer:

Check out today’s all-new episode of Behind Amy Schumer, and get ready for a new Inside Amy Schumer, tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.

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chickensandwich:

i’m laughing really hard because i told my friend to let her boyfriend eat her ass and she texted me and said “i let him do it but he wanted to do more so i let him eat a jolly rancher out of my butt and it got stuck in there”

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h0odrich:

Let me be ghetto

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domesticated-paradisse:

koae:

blownawaydaisies:

sparhklers:

eau-so-fab:

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know. 

awww i love this

This honestly made my day. Thank you x

Perfection omg

im adorable

This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be sad, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

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rockybreaux:

imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

why do people steal my comments? lmao. ^

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That awkward moment when you don’t know if you should say “today” or “tomorrow” after midnight.

sodamnrelatable:

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